Accidentally Old School

Hear ye, year ye – first level magic-user Clotworthy Skeffington has died in the Halls of Arden Vul. He and his one hit point had already cast their spell for the day, but they did not let that stop them from bravely charging into melee with some giant centipedes, swinging a staff with vengeful intent.

Alas, they missed.

Alas, the centipedes did not.

Clotworthy's faithful companions waited a respectful time before looting his body for literally everything he ever owned and then delving deeper into the darkness.

Sic semper dirtbaggus.